at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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