he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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