how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
