So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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