I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
ugly people sure do ruin things
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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