Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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