I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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