I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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