I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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