Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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