Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
