? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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