I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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