I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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