ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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