It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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