i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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