Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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