Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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