yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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