This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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