Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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