We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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