She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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