Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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