What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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