as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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