Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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