When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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