question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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