does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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