I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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