Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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