i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm like, not good at living.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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