If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i was born a porn star she said
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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