yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
