I faked an abortion last night.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
God I need to hump something, right now.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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