i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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