I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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