gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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