I feel great
I just peed on a car
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
