we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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