just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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