If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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