Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We have started to decorate penises.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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