id be glad to
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she looked like the before picture.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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