why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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