is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
this will be a night to untag.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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