my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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