dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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